Time For a Little Investment Humor (From an Old Email in January ’08)

INVESTMENT TIPS FOR 2008

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
 
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
 
Poly, Warner Cracker

3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
                   
M M M Good

ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa

FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
 
PouponPants

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
 
Knott NOW!

And finally….

Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang